The latest Newsweek cover has a computer-generated image of the late Princess Diana walking with Kate Middleton.
Editor-in-chief (and Diana biographer) Tina Brown apparently thought it would be interesting to imagine what Diana would look like today. She would have turned 50 on Friday.
"What would she have been like?" Tina writes. "Still great-looking: that's a given …
"Fashionwise, Diana would have gone the J.Crew and Galliano route a la Michelle Obama, always knowing how to mix the casual with the glam. There is no doubt she would have kept her chin taut with strategic Botox shots and her bare arms buff from the gym.
"Remarriage? At least two, I suspect, on both sides of the Atlantic."
Stargazing is not amused.
Runaway bride, Part I
Red flag alert.
Just days before her wedding to Prince Albert II of Monaco, the French media suggested that bride-to-be Charlene Wittstock tried to escape to her native South Africa "only hours after learning that Albert had not been leading the exemplary life she thought."
"Completely, completely crazy," Prince Albert's chief adviser, Christiane Stahl, tells People magazine.
"Please believe me, none of this is true, and we think it comes from utter jealousy. Charlene never left to go to the airport, nothing like that ever happened. She was never upset and never wanted to stop the wedding."
Here's hoping for a fairy tale ending to this union.
Runaway bride, Part II
Come on, people. Don't judge Hugh Hefner for hooking up so quickly with another blond girlfriend after being dumped by fiancée Crystal Harris.
Leave the judging to us.
The backlash was fierce when he announced on Twitter this week that he has hooked up with SheraBechard, who used to be Crystal's best friend.
When someone asked if Crystal had left because she knew Hugh liked Shera, Hugh replied that his interest in Shera "came after the stunner from Crystal."
America the beautiful
And speaking of brides …
America Ferrera looked like an angel in a stunning Amsale wedding gown and Fred Leighton earrings when she wed longtime boyfriend Ryan Piers Williams Monday night.
The "Ugly Betty" star got married in "an intimate setting amongst close friends and family," her rep said.
PETA's pets
What do Russell Brand and Kristen Wiig have in common? They're both darn funny. But this week, they're also PETA's Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrities of 2011.
Russell has been a vegetarian since he was 14. And Kristen once told Women's Health magazine that tofu and soy are her go-to proteins of choice.
Headin' for Broadway
Meet Alicia Keys, Broadway producer.
This fall, she'll help produce the Lydia R. Diamond play "Stick Fly," a contemporary comedy about an affluent black family vacationing at Martha's Vineyard, where the insecurities of the characters gradually come to light.
"I'm passionate about this play because it is so beautifully written and portrays black America in a way that we don't often get to see in entertainment," Alicia said in a statement. The play officially opens Dec. 8 at New York's Lyceum Theatre.
When Lisa Gutierrez isn't wondering how many strategic Botox shots Tina Brown has had in her face, she's Stargazing among published reports of celebrity life
